Sunday, 22 November 2009

Dialogue: Insurance Man

He did not so much walk but shuffle along with a rather shifty appearance. So when he came up to the bar to buy a half pint, the staff were wary. But then he started barking (ISTJ) about the terrible state of muggings and thievery on the streets, and businesses burning down in mysterious circumstances, and the floods and all the terrible things that could happen and the spate of break-ins and bandits and worst of all the habitual pyromaniacs. The Jester (XXXX) said he was running a Protection Racket. Carrot Headbanger decided to take things into his own hands ..............

he got into awful trouble with Legal & General.

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