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Religious Fanatic:
http://tinyurl.com/yb4ufj

This type has given internal logic up for the external imposition of logic. This is usually due to severe bullying and ridicule as a child, which causes this INTP to be crushed to an empty shell – the perfect vessel for religion. These INTPs have no need for mere objective logic; they become masters of their religion, able to counter any argument logically within the confines of said religion. They accept the tenets and scriptures on "faith", and then feed it into their pool of logic. This type of INTP is incapable of losing an argument as they can creatively invent new logic off of old ideas. If their religion tells them the sun is a big chocolate square, they WILL FIND A WAY to deflect any argument that points out that the sun, in fact, is not a big chocolate square at all. The easiest way to end a debate with this type is "you are right" (due to the fact that they are incapable of being wrong, as that would require more pages of the dead sea scrolls which have yet to turn up).

Dogma: dog collar, the INTP is then turned into a ISTJ Guardian.

substitute
Psychiatric Fanatic:
Everybody is divided up into Personality Types according to the Millon Map.
http://www.millon.net/taxonomy/index.htm

Then the Wolfman (ENTJ) is employed to impose this system on the world. He is called the Sheriff. The Hawk (INTJ) is the deputy. Don't forget to shoot him down.

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