Walrus & Carpenter

"The time has come," the Walrus said,

"To talk of many things:
Of shoes—and ships—and sealing-wax—
Of cabbages—and kings—
And why the sea is boiling hot—
And whether pigs have wings."
”
—Through the Looking-Glass

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Walrus_and_the_Carpenter

I aim to be the Walrus, not the Carpenter.